I know if I were an alien, I wouldn't sit around demanding to see leaders all day. I'd get in one of those badass alien fleet ships and destroy everything. Or better yet, I'd go it on foot through some random town and vaporize people with my laser. And if they gave me shit about it, I'd eat them.

If aliens were really as smart as they're made out to be, they wouldn't abduct cows and people to "study". They'd rob banks and stores and stuff. Then they could buy anatomy books and human computers chock full of human and cow info with the money. It'd save a lot of time, really. I mean, if I were a store clerk, and some badass alien came in the store and killed three or four people with its bare hands or a wicker basket, and then demanded money, I don't think I'd give it any shit. Plus, aliens have the best getaway car ever, a flying saucer that can travel through space.